A New Stage in Life.
After a certain amount of time when a woman can’t have a child it is possible that she will begin a new stage in life as a guinea pig. They are cute and all but I never really wanted to be one. Sure I’ve read about all the stuff that women go through to have babies but its a little different when its you. They want to draw how much blood? and they want to put dye where? and they want me to eat those pills? and those pills are going to make me gain how much weight? oh and not to mention they may make me a raging lunatic. Lovely. Peachy keen. Couldn’t be happier. Hope this stage of life is short. God is good… all the time… (even to little creatures like guinea pigs).
